BACON!

For all my defiant family that can't seem to not use the word Bacon less than five or six times a day! As promised the link to.....

The Baconery

YES! You can order from them online for shipped delivery, though if you go to NYC you can find them. They were the food place that got the spotlight on the 5 o'clock news last night. ::chuckles:: Immediately got me laughing and thinking of my bacon crazy Defiant family.

Top 10 Bacon Quotes from Homer Simpson 1.“(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”" 2.“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.” 3.“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.” 4.“Is it Bacon Day?” 5.“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge.” 6.“Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!” 7.Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body. Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat? (Homer looks excited) Waitress: I was kidding. Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house! Waitress: No he doesn’t! 8.“[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!” 9.“Mmm … bacon” 10.“Mmm … unexplained bacon”

And no, I don't make a bacon bicotti. Lol

LOL! For about two years when I was selling cars me and my desk partner would always mess with each others customers. When he or I would have someone sat down in the office the other would come in grumble some gibberish and on the way out mutter "butter your bacon boy". I still crack up when I think of the look on peoples face.

"Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the (heck)? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the (heck), put a slice of bacon on it!” Frasier Crane, Frasier *slightly edited for any bacon loving kidlets

Jim Gaffigan stand up comedy about....BACON!