About three months ago a friend of mine at one of our local police departments shared this story. (Won't say where or who to protect the innocent and the guilty. It is a true story and if anyone finds it offensive I'll remove or Ben can.)
One day a mother receives a call from her 15 year old autistic son, "Mom I caught one, come home quick."
Fifteen frantic moments later she arrives home to find her front door ajar and the entry way in shambles. Immediately she begins to call out frantically for her son. He calls out "Up here, he's in the bathroom"!
"What did you catch?" She questioned as she moved passed the mess up the stairs. "A leprechaun! Hurry mom, I caught a leprechaun!"
The mom had no idea what to expect. There was no telling what her son had trapped in the bathroom. But sure enough as she got closer she could hear the unsettling sound of some crashing about behind the door. Grabbing a broom nearby she cautiously began to open the door. Suddenly the door flew back and out ran screaming a Little Person in a green polo shirt and orange hair! All the while the son is yelling "He's getting away!!" It turns out he was a Jehovah Witness and left all his pamphlets and materials scattered on the bathroom floor and in the house. His partner ran for the hills as soon as the 15 year grabbed him and pulled him inside the house!
I have to admit I laughed so hard I cried.
» Edited on: 2010-07-29 19:57:57
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