Growing a Mustache

So I've had a sweet beard for a long time now, and recently I've decided to grow a sweet mustache thing is I had some pizza and the whole day I kept smelling cheese I'd wipe my face with hot water, and soap but it still kept coming back. Is this price I must pay for high woman attracting fashion? Or do I just need wash better? I think the problem is the bath tub over flooded and I use every towel and rag to soak up the mess maybe if I had used a rag earlier this tough tough life lesson could have been avoided.

So is it more that you're cutting down the forest of hair that is your beard and leaving the small grove that will be come your stache? :)

I wish I recently decided not walk the way from the mustache and just keep the beard my lady doesn't like the kissy time with it on. So I will not be joining that elite club. Lord Bless Tom Selleck.