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Oh Faeblight why you crash like that
I want to look at silly mushroom hats
on funny little dwarves like Booie
(oh boy nothing rhymes with Booie)
and chase rifts with my awesome guild
but a bug-free game trion can't build
but that's okay trion I love you anyway
just let me get onto Faeblight so I can play!
» Edited on: 2011-08-03 18:36:41
At crash was knee deep in desert sand Trying to collect my 50 firebrands When I log back in I know I'll be dead And with head hung low, I'll go to bed
I should have seen it coming, that big server crash Raid members were dropping like fiery ash. But I grabbed a stone anyway, and ran through the desert Through big bugs did I run, my face covered in dirt My goal I could see, a great stone slab straight ahead But my screen then went black, so I fear I am dead My first shot at a new rift, it was us against them Course Defiant did not show, So them I condemn Show you face next time, my Defiant foes Or are you scared of my axe? You worthless crows? Treaa
Booie..
Gooie
Dewy
Fooey
Gluey
Louis
Pooey
Ka-Blooey
Chop Suey
Just off the top of my head....
so, with a nod to Cindermist's post... That mushroom hat on Booie One wonders if it's gooie In the morning, is it dewy? Does he wash it, or is it fooey? If he doesn't, I bet it's all gluey Does he wear it whilst singing Louis, Louis? Or when he reads Winnie the Pooey ((yeah, work with me here)) I just want to make it go "Ka-Blooey" But being underneath it, Booie'd be chop-suey
*through the almost closed door Booie hears the sirens song, he knows he most act swiftly to prevent the demise of many young men, so he pulls his most powerful weapon, points it at Fairybella .. says a quick curse and ZAP she is a little sheep. That was close he says to himself and walks away*
"baaaaaaaa...baaaAAAhhhhhhh! Boooiiiiieeeeeeaaaaaahhhh!" Put that wand away Booie before someone pokes their eye out.
Oh, lassie, just me type! 3 feet tall and covered in wool... Scotsmen wear kilts because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. A Scottish farmer is working his farm one day when a wandering guru happens by. The guru looks at the farmer's horse, and says "My, that's a nice horse. Mind if I ask him a few questions?" The Scot says "Aw, that horse doesn't talk. Everyone knows horses don't talk!" The guru turns to the horse and asks "So, how's this guy treating you?" The horse looks back and says "Oh, he treats me great. I get to run around these fields every day and have plenty of oats to eat." The Scot is amazed! The guru asks "That's a nice cow you have there, mind if I ask her a question?" The Scot, finding it hard to believe such a miracle could happen twice, says "Bah, everyone knows sheep don't talk lad!" The guru turns to the cow and asks "So, how's this guy treating you?" The cow turns around and says "He's a great guy, I get tons of fresh grass in this pasture, and a nice barn for the stormy nights." The Scot is floored. Two talking animals! The Guru says "Hey, that's a nice sheep there, mind if I ask her a question." The Scot immediately responds "That sheep's a liar!"
