Friendly Mushroom Man.
By: Starfire
I was traveling about, in a realm all too familiar to me when I came about a chef and his pig friend named Porkins. They were looking for some Truffles so the chef could bake his famous souffle.
The chef instructed that we should follow the pig as he uses the power of his large snout *giggle* to find truffles. We searched and searched, it took hours but eventually we found the most amazing of truffles! It was a sentient fungus tending his garden. He was larger than any fungus I have ever seen!
We managed to convince him to leave his garden under our protection and join us on our adventure to create the most wonderful of souffles. He was so amazing and kind that we just could not eat him!! We had to quickly come up with a story to convince the Chef not to use this large truffle in the souffle.
So we made a deal with the Fungus man, we would tend his garden if he would teach us to grow the most amazing truffles for future recipes! He agreed, and thus a long and happy friendship with this ancient creature was formed.
More stories of my adventures later.