Feared breakfast pirate and ruler of the seven maple groves. Captain Wafflebeard rules over the flow of maple sap throughout the world and punishes those who abuse or incorrectly make waffles. He has a crew of enchanted life-sized and human-shaped waffles and the cannons on his ship, "The Crunchy Exterior" fire syrup bombs that can make an enemy ship's rigging entirely unworkable.
Because he controls the flow of maple sap, Captain Wafflebeard has earned some powerful enemies. The Jemima Empire, the Eggo Cartel, and the Butterworth Family Mafia all want his head so that they can have the Maple Syrup for themselves. Because of their greed, and because all of the waffles they make aren't real waffles. Captain Wafflebeard cut them off and now they are forced to use synthetic corn syrup alternatives over the real thing. As Captain Wafflebeard is quoted saying, "If ye don't make real waffles then ye don't get real syrup!"
Captain Wafflebeard wields a butter-knife sword and has a waffle iron hand.
This is a character that's been in my head for awhile. I designed him and paid for an artist to draw him. I'd say it came out really well. This is not my art, which is why I posted it here. XD
