Zergcraft 2: Heart Of The Zerg
By: WilliamBrandis
So everyone is waiting around in TS and Fog is like 'lolz sup homies, I just got a new cpu fan' and people are like 'wow that is amazing fog' and he is like 'i know rite' then people teleport over to fight this dragon who exists in multiple planes of realities and fog starts dropping some tactics and is all like 'computer blue darling nikki' and my wife is like 'wtf does that mean?' and I'm like 'I don't know I think fog is like holy crap I've ran this event literally longer than I've been alive if you don't know it by now please go diaf thanks' and she's like 'so what do we do' and I'm like 'well we could ask for help or read up about it but f that let's join the mindless horde' so we run around trying to clip teq's toenails for a bit and then there are some waves and the dragon is like 'wait a minute I'm a dragon and can fly and assault you people from the skies' so he leaves and fog is like 'BLACK CAT DOLPHIN MANEUVER, EXECUTE SOUTH TANGO!" which apparently means run around and attack random things because the massive zerg just kinda wtf whatever so anyways there were some guns and some lady on ts was like 'EAST EAST EAST' and so I go east and kill some stuff and more stuff shows up but then fog is like 'DELTA GREEN TACO!!' so everyone rolls back up and the dragon is like basically the fish from little nemo whose name is dory and is like 'what was I doing? I don't remember, better land, oh shit there are people here better attack them very slowly and dramatically' and then this repeated like 3 times and fog is like 'BURN BETTER!!' and then the dragon dies and people are like 'yay' and then we go to this waypoint and fog plans a cunning ambush where 200 people stand casually on a road in the wilderness waiting for this dude to walk between then and then we are like 'haha, tis an ambush!' and the guy is like 'oh! I am surprise' and we kill him. So ends my first sentence. And my second. Damn it.
So then there is this puzzle and fog is like 'basically if you are not me or the 6 trained/useful people in GSCH run through the bottom and wait for help you pleebs' and I'm like 'yeah I'm totally going to do that because I don't know WTF is going on' but my wife is somewhat competent and does something useful. Anyways we get to the end and every time some punk on ts is like 'lolz look for the small chest' and I always fall for it and look for the small chest but it is actually a giant ass chest which is the joke but I always forget about that and my wife laughs at me. Then we were bears because reasons and many bear babies were impaled and died.
The End.