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World Of GuildCraft: Guildlords Of Mistenor

By: WilliamBrandis

so laterz fog is like 'time to assert our authority on people in wvw' and we're like 'kay' and we teleport there but I'm like a second too slow so I spend the first 45 minutes chasing a blue diamond around on the map while fog tries desperately to lose everyone following him but eventually he gets bored and attacks some stuff so we beat on some walls and there was this one guy who showed up and we rolled on him hard so he basically quit the game because 200 people just violated him in ways that would make 4chan blush anyways we're running around the wilderness and fog starts talking about how nazis or romans I forget probably nazis and romans stold his family name because he hails from a clan of savages and they led a great war against irish people who at that time thought maybe a woman could do something more than make men a sandwich. anyways, I guess this philosophy was complete bullshit to the remainder of the world so hitler, Julius Cesar, Khan, that mongrel guy, and Obama basically decided to kill all of fog's people as that was the civilized way to deal with their dispute and disagreement that fog's people did not rape their women because boredom. anyways after all this happened they jack moved fog's name and gave him the name 'Fog Anderson' which loosely translates from celtic into 'man who once respected woman as equals but lost war badly and now must pretend to secretly hate woman while repressing same-sex attraction urges in the name of civilization' which may seem like a really long translation but that is because the celtic spelling actually has a few H's in it which basically adds an entire extra language into the language you are reading. Anyways fog is like 'so yeah we were 'merica before there was 'merica' and later on his people were like 'DIPLOMACY BIATCH!' and took their name back which is Foley which translates from celtic into 'man who plays many mmo's with a large community of people and does so under a celtic influence'. Then some people showed up and we killed them and this continued for awhile until I was like 'maybe my wife is turned on by all the wvw exp I got' and was like 'fog gotta go have a good night' and no one even said good night because either I forgot to turn on my mic or people are like 'who is this william guy anyway??' and I'm like 'man screw you people my wife and I crush extra life for this guild every year and I've pledged myself to all of the random celtic oaths the website makes me swear too and I go and write all these recaps which it is really hard writing this poorly for this long at a time even though it looks easy it isn't' and then I'm like 'wait I logged out early to try and 'capture my wife's keep' and she is like 'that analogy doesn't really work' and then I waste all my time writing up these recaps that no one is going to read instead of waypointing to the bed room but oh well at least I got a lore point on fog's meta mmo so there is that and then I stopped writing.

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